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Title: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: besno pile on 04-11-2007, 18:52:30
dakle,
Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist:


1-Very clean life style and bed style too.

2-We are well trained to listen.

3-Drug Dealers….with a license! Hell yea..

4-Free drugs, condoms, and birth control pills…We play safe!

5-When it comes to measures we are precise, gentle, and got a whole bunch of leaks before reaching the end point! lol,don’t u just love Titration?!

6-We know quite enough anatomy, to know what works and where.

7-We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren't afraid to use them.

8-We do it on the counter, in the car, and on hospital beds all day long.

9-We never miss a target ;)

10-Love is all about chemistry, right?…Well so is Pharmacy !



znate jos koji? :wink:
Title: Odg: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: Enea on 04-11-2007, 18:57:04
i shta si ti od ovoga najvishe?

ja pod 5) :>
Title: Odg: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: AquArius on 04-11-2007, 20:09:22
Posto smo bili na razmeni u Americi preko leta,
College of Pharmacy,
njihovi momci iz farmaceutskog bratstva imaju majicu
koja na sebi ima top ten reasons  :K
Potrudicu se da ih sve pronadjem  :happy:

Neki su:

11. A pharmacist always finds a new route of administration.

12. A pharmacist does it over the counter

13. A pharmacist can do it on all floors.


Title: Odg: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: Enea on 04-11-2007, 21:11:28
:siza:

kakvi li su tek ovi sa pmfa?
Title: Odg: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: besno pile on 04-11-2007, 21:58:08
ja sam ipak za pod 4)  :>

....mada mi je i anatomija fino isla....
Title: Odg: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: Al-Jasmina on 05-11-2007, 00:13:53
 :> :> :>
Dobra mi je fora ono 7)
ne plase se da upotrebe losione i kreme :116:

Title: Odg: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: AquArius on 07-11-2007, 11:17:00
Tnx to my dear friend Danny K.

:ljubav:


10. Pharmacists Rx rated

9.  They do it PRN

8.  They are patient lovers

7.  They have a long duration of action

6.  Pharmacists do it without breaks

5.  Hospital pharmacists do it on all floors

4.  They find new routes of administration

3.  They like easy off tops

2.  They welcome all 3rd parties

1.  Pharmacists do it over the counter


:>
Title: Odg: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: Bred on 07-11-2007, 15:30:37
Quote8.  They are patient lovers
ovo sigurno, hehe  :K
Title: Odg: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: Al-Jasmina on 07-11-2007, 17:11:33
Ljubavnik pacijent :trfr:
Title: Odg: Top 10 Reasons For Dating A Pharmacist
Post by: Ksenija on 22-11-2007, 22:14:31
ma ko je nama ravan  :wink: